Tips for Contacting Escorts

Before calling...

Check out the escort’s details on their web-link via their profile on ukadultpages, and if they appeal, read the reviews before calling or e-mailing them.

When telephoning or e-mailing...

Don't call or e-mail unless you are genuinely interested. Be respectful and friendly towards them and bear in mind that this is a business transaction. Stories concerning your incredible sexual prowess or elephantine manhood are unlikely to arouse them, as they have heard them all before. Bear in mind that if they don't feel comfortable talking to you, they won't see you.

Check how much they charge and what services are included. There is no reason to be overly graphic, but there is a good reason to make sure that you know what is included and they are prepared to offer the services you are looking for.

NEVER haggle over charges... if their prices are too high, and then there is nothing wrong with saying that their price is beyond what you had in mind, thank them for their time and then move on. Politeness costs nothing.

Making smutty telephone calls or sending pornographic e-mails is not funny or clever... it is infantile and very annoying. You will not get the response you are seeking and will have to pay the call charges as well. If you're really into this kind of thing, call one of the sex lines displayed so prominently in the tabloid press; alternatively save your money and go and buy brown paper packages from your local Porno Shop.

When speaking to an agency, remember that they are supplying an introduction only. What the escort does or doesn't do on the date is up to them. So don't ask.